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I wish the whole world spoke and wrote the same language.
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Granted. It’s the same language pigeons use to communicate. It’s not complex enough to communicate math and science, and everyone starts bobbing their necks to get their point across.
Well, that's where I'm at with a majority of the world's population anyway.