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I wish the whole world spoke and wrote the same language.
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this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2025
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Granted. The language is that of the Taino. All other languages are no longer comprehensible by humans, and a written language must be created. All written or recorded work created prior to the change cannot be understood by any human.