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[-] Photuris@lemmy.ml 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I’m pretty sure that their God didn’t advocate for killing an entire people

1 Samuel 15

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

God: Saul, why didn't you kill all the Amalakites like I specifically requested? Did you at least destroy all their possessions?

Saul, trying to hide 5 sheep behind the couch: Oh, uh... I was saving them to sacrifice them to you later

God: Me dammit, I knew I should have gone with Samuel.

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

why does this read like a comedy sketch? lol

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 months ago

Ask Dante Alighieri.

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