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Hey now, CSS has variables, scopes, conditionals and
calc()! The only thing I can't find is goto.If it doesn't have
goto, it's not a real languageCSS isn't a programming language. Programming languages are logical, follow sensible rules and provide consistent output.
malbolge is a programming language
Got it, JS is not a programming language then!
At least we can all agree about something.
Unlike Javascript XD
Object.is(NaN, NaN); // -> true
NaN === NaN; // -> false
Object.is(-0, 0); // -> false
-0 === 0; // -> true
Object.is(NaN, 0 / 0); // -> true
NaN === 0 / 0; // -> false
!![] // -> true
[] == true // -> false
!!null; // -> false
null == false; // -> false
0 == false; // -> true
"" == false; // -> true
There you are then.