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submitted 11 months ago by TxzK@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

What I heard is:

  • 200 yards
  • 1 round expended
  • 1 dead
  • no collateral damage

Sounds like a pretty competent assassination to me.

[-] ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uk 19 points 11 months ago
[-] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Gotta get maga back on his side and forget about Epstein somehow.

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