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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] mkwt@lemmy.world 60 points 11 months ago

What I heard is:

  • 200 yards
  • 1 round expended
  • 1 dead
  • no collateral damage

Sounds like a pretty competent assassination to me.

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