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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] rhombus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I don’t have the stomach to watch the video, but from the sounds of it he was almost definitely unconscious immediately and dead a minute later.

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