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[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 204 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

In what universe is Charlie Kirk at all comparable to MLK?

Release the rest of the Epstein files. Release the Yahoo emails. Why is there a drawing of Epstein grooming children allegedly at Mar a Lago?

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago

He's not, and they know it. Pretending he's a martyr for as long as they can is rhetorically useful to them.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

hes useful as a distraction from the epstein files, The old guard dnc wants the news about to go away as much as the gop does. voting with the DS, knowing it wouldnt pass regardless.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 year ago

He isn't and everyone knows it. It's what used to be trolling except it has now become a core principle and they are a full two or three generations into believing their own bullshit. It's like that guy who loves banter until you hit him with a slapper and it's a "he's gonna fight you in the parking lot" kind of situation but he called security and told them threats had been made and the cops are getting involved but it's ok because a few days later he got stabbed 7 times in Lovejoy NY for talking shit in a pool game and all was right with the world.

Sorry I got lost on that one but you get the point.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

.......I'm not sure I do. I got distracted thinking about what kind of pool bet they had.

[-] Aeao@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Do you mind explaining? I checked out of politics because of a mental breakdown. I’m sure you all understand. Who’s Kirk?

[-] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 7 points 1 year ago

Charlie Kirk, the late fascist founder of turning point USA, a fascist propaganda organization.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

A God-bothering fascist propaganda organization with heavy emphasis on gun fetishism.

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

An organization that was somehow allowed to have chapters on high school campuses. Some might call that grooming or indoctrination.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He was a piece of shit

[-] deathbird@mander.xyz 22 points 1 year ago

Let's go down the list:

  1. They were both shot and killed.

That's the list.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 16 points 1 year ago

Someone probably equates the political nature and him being white to what happened to MLK Jr.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

Yep, Martin Luther Mayonnaise.

[-] skhayfa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Releasing the files was one of Charlie last wishes.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 1 year ago

trump had him silenced.

[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

They both got shot, apparently, is the link. He was their guy, and he got shot. Therefore, he’s just like MLK! /s

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

They better replace the statue of Lincoln.

[-] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

They're trying to recover from the loss of Confederate statues over the years.

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