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Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
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/dev/null is web scale, it maintains sub 1ms times no matter how much load you give it!
Does /dev/null support sharding?
It certainly supports the admin sharting when he finds out where all the data went.
What data?
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Yes, you can run as many replicas as you want. It's also incredibly lean on the synchronization bandwidth.
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