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[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 64 points 1 year ago

Ah, Dave's slop shop, where you can exchange loot for rations. He's got a pot of bubbling liquid, about the same color as the swamp itself.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago
[-] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 year ago

Spoiler: the whole swamp is pea soup, the pot is not.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Even the man is pea soup! And his name? Abraham Lincoln.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

You misspelled it but it is.

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

It's A Cauldron of Endless Bog Water. The merchant lost it a while back and came here to retrieve it after tales spread of a new swamp popping up out of nowhere.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

What’s the flow rate of that cauldron if emptied or placed upside down?

Based on your answer could become a quest or quest item in a campaign

[-] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

As always, it works at the Speed of Plot™.

Which somehow becomes much slower the second players come up with a use for an infinite source of unclean water.

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