For some bizarre reason, the algorithm behind the adverts on Tinder has decided that what I need in my life is a 135 hp, 13 ton tractor.
I have absolutely no need for this, it would barely fit on my section, and I certainly don't need it for work.
This is the only advert I've seen for weeks on Tinder.
I don't have "buy a tractor for the shiggles" money, unfortunately.
Besides 135 horse power corrupts absolutely