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Disappointed Christians say God is delaying the Rapture until Epstein Files are released
(www.dailystar.co.uk)
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this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2025
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I mean Jesus could release the files himself hes all powerful no?
He's about to release the... Look squirrel!
Jesus is coming! Open your mouth!
Swallow the sins of man
But is he powerful enough to create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it?
Yeah but he doesn't know how to use windows 11, so he's just going to print out an email and send it in the post.
Jesus works for those in power so therefore he's protecting them, that's the only answer to this.
That's Supply Side Jesus, the one Evangelicals worship. He's a dick