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[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lettuce is the only food that can be simultaneously crisp and moist

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You keep moist onions in your refrigerator?

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

Sometimes I only need half an onion, and the rest goes in the fridge

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

But you still don't want to keep it moist

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

You don't want onions to have that fresh juicy cronch?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You wanna drink a tall glass of onion juice?

[-] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

It's about as appealing as a glass of lettuce juice, haha

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