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What the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?
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They taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They've been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn't just change it up on a random whim.
Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.
Worker races to turn off machine to save her.
Oreo PR person stops them: "Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine."
Selena Gomez is in the cookie, how much clearer could they be?
My Oreo flavor would be the blond cookies with ham-sweat flavored cream in the middle.
Yeah, but which part? I mean, ear or knee would be fine, but I don't know about elbow.
We all know.