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[-] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 67 points 11 months ago

This is why I just develop on the production machine.

[-] camr_on@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

One of my friends had a production machine go down bc someone apparently left vim running on a log file all night. Took up over 300gb of ram by the morning. Apparently they got rid of session timeouts because devs were sick of having to log back in

[-] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 11 months ago

Using memory limited users seems like it would be a good idea. Then again, that might be easier said than done on an existing system.

[-] expr@programming.dev 6 points 11 months ago

Yet another reason why :set autoread kinda sucks and shouldn't be used.

[-] TunaLobster@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Got a love 'watch tail'

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I once interviewed at a company that bragged about not using version control or FTP, and how everyone made their changes in production.

~I’m so very glad I didn’t get that job.~

[-] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Dev is too expensive. Just don't make mistakes...

At least we had backup data for all the times we had to rebuild from bare metal.

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