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[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 118 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I just saw a post that touches on this a few days ago. I'll share the Ben Franklin quote once more, and never again after because I find it painfully crass.

 The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.    
[-] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago

Damn, Ben Franklin was a dog lol

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

You should read up on him. He was the dog of all dogs. He also wrote a long, satirical paper entirely about farting, called A Letter to a Royal Academy on Farting or Fart Proudly.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

From the same letter:

And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

You might want to learn about horizontal scroll bars.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

OP should learn fixed-width indentation

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

It's ironic that we're talking about the famous printer Ben Franklin here!

[-] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 29 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

long horizontal scrollbox

The standard editor links to formatting help with markdown guide explaining blockquotes.

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

[-] tdawg@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago

Experience is the real decider anyway imo

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

In a nutshell: "The legs are the last thing that goes".

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I guess the legs are under the girdle too so maybe that is what he meant.

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