Why not make an airline for people with kids and then they could deck the inside of the plane out to make it fun for kids complete with a flying tube sized playground, maybe a mini arcade, and definitely a ball pit. The pilots could even be those creepy ass animatronic creatures from Chuck-E-Cheese.

[–] atticus88th@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That would make people happy which is the opposite of what the airline industry wants to have happen.

[–] Krachsterben@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or it's simply not economically viable to use half of the airplane as a playground, because parents will never be willing to spend 2x the amount on flight tickets because they're perpetually broke

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Am a parent, I concur, am broke.

[–] hackris@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Care to elaborate? Genuinely curious

[–] Si1versmith@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's a great prompt for a movie. Where the kids cause chaos and overrun a plane.

[–] victron@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

"I have had it with this motherfuckin kids in this motherfucking plane"

Samuel L. Jackson

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I like where this is going. We just gotta wait for the Hollywood c-suit to start paying their writers again...

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

"Five hours at freddys plane" revealed.

[–] Venat0r@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They could also make every second row smaller child's seats and put them closer together to fit more people and children in the plane. Bonus: the parents can use the top of the kiddie seats as a footrest.