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[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 83 points 11 months ago

How so? They can both do 80%. This will increase the total number of crimes to 160% but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to pay to protect equality, the second amendment and the free world.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 28 points 11 months ago
[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago
[-] buttnugget@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

So who’s committing the final 80% of crime then? Nonbinary people?

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 months ago

80% (women) + 80% (men) + 80% (non binary) + 80% (pets) = 160% (total)

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

math checks out.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

What about children. Why won't anyone ever think of the children!!!???!

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago

Children aren't allowed to do crime. It's illegal for them

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

Don't blame me, I don't make the rules

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 11 months ago

that's why we call them innocent.

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 6 points 11 months ago

That's not how maths works.

[Excuse me while I "mansplain"] But if women want to increase their violent crimes to match men's, they need to increase by an additional 300%. This would result in a total increase of violent crimes of 60% more violent crime.

C'mon girls! Try harder!

Do your part to achieve equality!

Then maybe men can cease being expected to open doors, put toilet seats down, put women and children first, die in wars, buy dinner and flowers, carry all the heavy things, fend off attackers, fix everything, [(quietly)] die younger, thrive without emotional support, be sole provider as a trad-hubby gentleman sigma-male feminist-ally bad-boy softie stoic emoting funny but only in a specific way and tall but not too tall and looking good with a six-pack without spending time working on it and whatever else in the cluster of impossible contradictions, alone.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Nah, bitches love my gut

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