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submitted 11 months ago by cm0002@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 months ago

Same thing whenever I try to unplug a USB, Win10, on my desktop. There have been times where I plugged in one, opened a file, closed it within seconds, did the safely remove thing, and then I get the whole quick song and dance about some program still using it because of how sluggish it is to actually end what's using it in the background.

Also, my phone's keyboard software was bugging out and replaced "song" with "incest" for no discernable and wanted to replace the next word "and" with "rape incest". Not related, but fuck Gboard and that weird glitch where it'll replace words with random shit for no reason.

[-] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Doesn't gboard try to promote words you've used more prior more often than ones you've used less...?

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, dude really needs to atop looking up hentai, or at least start reading more wholesome ones.

Or get FUTO keyboard and disable autosuggest

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

The crazy part about that is I don't look up hentai. Just yiff and even then, I'm a vanilla kinda guy.

I may occasionally joke about Alabama and incest out loud, but never really type it.

Also, I would switch to something like FUTO but I have yet to find a FOSS keyboard that can handle Japanese or Chinese.

[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 2 points 11 months ago

OK, WTAF on those word replacements. I'd be freaking out about malware.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That's what happens when they train it on bad porn sites.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

I cannot remember what it's done in the past, but I've definitely had much more tame occurrences of this. Same with holding the delete key and having the thing think that the first letter of a word doesn't exist from time to time.

Probably a couple of minor bugs that g••gle doesn't care to fix.