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Don't know if it's better or worse than me jacking off for 4 hours. Regardless my ancestors would probably fully understand. They'd still be disappointed for a myriad of reason.
How does one jack for 4 hours?
Autism and being descended from some very horny people.
Coke, meth, speed etc
Its possible to do sober you just gotta be a little fucky in the head
He is the Goonmaster. The chosen one, prophesized by the ancients, to save us from a dark evil. By his hand, he will lead us into salvation. Praise be /u/vaultdweller013! May his sword remain strong, and his hand firm, for dark days be ahead of us.
Antidepressants.
We used to call that edging, don't know the kid lingo really but they are more pathetic than us so probably they combine this with some para social friendship to some only fans model.
Oh that was not the question was it? You have 45 tabs open in private mode, minimum.
Edging is distinct from gooning in that edging is done with the homies or for the homies, gooning is an isolating experience.
"There's an expression... Gooning, G-O-O-N-I-N-G, basically it means being transfixed with video porn for 24-48 hours straight. And, it struck me that even though this crowd considers itself bohemian, and anti-establishment, it struck me that this is exactly the crowd that would go over for Fascism. It had that feel."
What an incredibly stupid and reactionary take.
Feels over reals I guess.
AI girlfriends are good for helping with that.
They absolutely wouldn't be, I'm aromantic hypersexual. I don't need thine petty emotions for such acts. Also I won't lower myself to the level of speaking to the inbred cousins of Bonzi buddy.
I think if you've got to the point where you are even vaguely considering the idea of using one of these AI for personal gratification you are already fairly far down the rabbit hole and probably beyond the point of saving.
Even with someone with a barely standard sex drive the concept just isn't appealing. Even if it was a real person the constant praise would just seem condescending and unearned after a while. In the end it would probably make you paranoid you or we're some way a joke, and everyone but you gets it.
Yup, also I find these AI to be instinctually unsettling. Folks around where I am are pretty harsh even with kith or kin so the fact that the AI also love bombs reminds me of the various cults in my region. As my great grandfather once told me "If they constantly have a smile they ain't smiling".
Edit:fucked spelling cause autocorrect
Dw, monkeys do the same
I do look like a caveman, in a big foots cousin sorta way.