Best traveler guitar: six string banjo. Well probed, indestructable, loud, annoying but it's "traditional" so it gives you the moral high ground to annoy the fuck out of anyone else. Hell, I miss my good old banjo. Learned to pay (somewhat) on a 24h bus trip with 50 other kiids who would remember me forever. I'm not even angry they tried to trick the bus driver into leaving without me in the middle of nowhere. Maybe it's time to get a new one. And a bus ticket...