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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 221 points 11 months ago

So, the champion of cleaning your room :

  • Is addicted to drugs
  • Can't keep a room tidy for shit.

Amazing.

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 56 points 11 months ago

Am I Jordan Peterson?

I fucking hope I'm not.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 38 points 11 months ago
[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Jordan Peterson isn't a dumbass, he's a fucking idiot, completely different, dumbasses are fun and have redeemable qualities about them, we don't know what we're doing, but we're having fun doing it, fucking idiots are just miserable sacks of shit with no redeemable qualities at all.

But I could be wrong , I don't know wtf I'm doing anymore.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Dw nobody does and never have. Bet your a cool guy 😎. Have a good 1.

[-] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I would describe the difference by how the person responds to the labeling.

A shrug or even bettter a smile, that's a dumbass and they know it.

An angry or defensive response, that's an idiot and they cannot accept it.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 11 months ago

I'm not sure. You are the one confused about you being Jordan Peterson or not.

I guess that the question boils down to to having redeemable qualities. At least using your own definition.

If you have them then you aren't Jordan Peterson, of you don't than I have bad news.

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 10 points 11 months ago

It was more a joke about me smoking weed and not being able to keep a room tidy for shit.

But just for the record: I do not, have never, nor will ever agree with the views of the crying lobster benzo bitch boy named Jordan Peterson, not in this reality or any of the other realities where he spouts this insane shit through more tears than an onion cutting convention.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I was pretty sure you had redeemable qualities, I was joking too, as I was pretty sure you weren't actually Jordan Peterson ;)

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Yeah I just wanted to talk shit about Him more.

Like I don't understand how these people think he's amazing, he's the worst representation of good mental health I've seen since I looked in the mirror, it's like a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs.... Wait, he is a crackhead telling you to stop taking drugs and clean your room.. Of course cleaning your room is going to make you feel better you fucking moron, he needs to go back into that induced coma for a while.

[-] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago

Man I hate hypocrites he can easily hire someone. Cheap cunt

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

It's always projection with these people.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago

He just needs to be addicted to different drugs. Kick the Kpins and pick up a coke habbit... Problem solved.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Kpins and pick up a coke habbit

Musk is using k, Peterson prefers benzos.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Kpin is not K.

Kpin is short for Klonopin or Clonazepam.

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

I am outdated in my drug slang. thank you for making this thread more accurate

[-] jimmy90@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

i think it was a spiritual attack

satan has come to claim what was owed from his minion. his time is up

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