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Internet Explorer vs. Murder Rate (lemmy.nz)
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[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 65 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

On the other hand, autism went up. So, RFK Jr., which is it? Tylenol or using the wrong browser? Or are we just not murdering enough these days? Does Tylenol prevent murder? Shit, does autism cause Tylenol?

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 31 points 10 months ago

Remember, circumcision also causes autism.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

Not using Internet Explorer causes circumcision? This just gets worse and worse. Pass the Tylenol. No, wait...

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 10 months ago

How did all the circumcised users get their foreskin ba....you know what, its fine. The news is good, let's go with it.

[-] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

So Google Chrome causes autism?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 10 months ago

Shit, it's good for one thing, at least!

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