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[โ€“] JesusChristLover420@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You should explain to the little ones that your boss wants a certain amount of work every week, and if he doesn't get it, he'll get mad and won't give you any money at all

[โ€“] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

They get the idea. They can even explain it back to me (though they're as likely to say that the money is for toys as they are to say, for example, food).

They just know what they'd prefer over me working.