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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 101 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Have you considered being born with a trust fund?

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 52 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's really shocking that the poors are too stupid to try this. Clearly the rich are smarter and deserve their riches.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 20 points 10 months ago

The money doom loop:

The rich are that rich because they are competent. Because they are so competent we better listen to them and give them what they want. They want money, and so we make them richer.

[–] onlinepersona@programming.dev 16 points 10 months ago

Or just stop being poor. Or win the lottery. Or marry rich. Or just be successful.

Clearly OP hasn't worked hard enough.