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[โ€“] Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Purchase a Pocket Poop Knife.

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

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