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[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I know someone who keeps a stick behind his toilet because he poops like twice a week and he has to break them to flush

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

What is a stick but a toilet knife by another name

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

He prefers that to consuming fiber? Geezus.