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[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 122 points 11 months ago

The U.S. is such a strange place, where a sizable part of the population is more terrified of tits than guns.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 30 points 11 months ago

Can i post this into the microblog memes community with the title "we need more open carry boobs"?

[-] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 months ago

It's only a matter of time until boob registration will be mandatory.

[-] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 27 points 11 months ago

It would make much more sense if our MIC developed these...

...huh. I find the missile-to-bust ratio to be implausible.

[-] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago

You've never been to Las Vegas, then.

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Open carrying tits is way less common.

Would you open carry your tits in schools !!?

[-] klu9@piefed.social 3 points 11 months ago

Arming teachers with boobs is the only way to stop all the school boobings.

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Seriously though : phrased like that it highlights how dumb the argument sounds for arming the teachers

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