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What did you get fired for? (piefed.social)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by mesamunefire@piefed.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I want to hear your (preferably real) reasons you got fired.

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[-] sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 10 months ago

For telling the manager i wouldn't cook burgers that had been in a reach-in that was broken-hot for 12 hours. Then my mother kicked me out because I didn't have a job.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 10 months ago

They wanted you to cook meat that had a 12 hour broken refrigeration chain? Damn. You did a good thing.

[-] sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

Thank you. I was worried she would stop fucking me not that I would be fired. Turned out I to be both! 🤪 She was scared to lose her job because she might go back to prison. She did call me later to get acid but for some reason that didn't happen! Fuck me once, noice. Fuck me twice, fuck you. Fuck me three times, won't get fooled again. 😂

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 10 months ago

Should have reported it to the health department

[-] sixtoe@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

Who says I didn't? After that my GF and I took a bunch of acid with us and drove to Encinada for a week.

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