this post was submitted on 19 Oct 2025
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People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.

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  1. Mark NSFW content.
  2. No doxxing people.
  3. Must be a pic of the tweet or similar. No direct links to the tweet.
  4. No international politcs
  5. Be excellent to each other.
  6. Provide an archived link to the tweet (or similar) being shown if it's a major celebrity, figure or any politician. If you replace the "x" at their site with xcancel (so it beomes xcancel.com), and you're not on mobile, it will save video. https://web.archive.org/save is another great option. Archive.is is no longer recommended because they remove/alter content.
  7. If a tweet (or similar) makes a statement of fact, either mark it as "satire" in the body or provide the original source link backing up the statement

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The past: allow 4 to 6 weeks for delivery.

Now: same day delivery? Can I pay extra for yesterday delivery?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fuck that, I demand 3 day ago delivery at a discounted price

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 9 months ago

Imagine if, 1,000 years in the future, humanity's contribution to intergalactic civilization is Quantum Karening.