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[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 33 points 10 months ago (6 children)

If it goes in soup, it's a vegetable. If it goes in Sangria, it's a fruit.

Next question please.

[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago

Therefore, chicken and beef is vegetables.

Checkmate, vegans!

[–] Gumus@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Soup is just beef tea

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Assuming you like eating chicken, when is it wrong to pair chicken with vegetables? I made a vegetable-mushroom-chicken soup last week and it was delish. Whether chicken is or isn't a vegetable is an academic concern, not a culinary one.

Try putting mushrooms or chicken in the sangria however and you'll be rightfully prosecuted for crimes against humanity.

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hmmm. Since breakfast cereal is demonstrably soup, that makes strawberries, Cheerios, and Reese's Puffs all vegetables. Good to know.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh, fun! The debate over the culinary vs botanical meaning of fruit intersecting with the debate of culinary vs topological meaning of soup.

Breakfast cereal is soup[topological] but not soup[culinary]. It is therefore not a contradiction for it to be fruit[culinary].

[–] farting_gorilla@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As some said once, a vanilla soy latte is technically a 3 bean soup

[–] tlmcleod@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

Would it be soup or broth? Soup typically has something besides liquid to it afaik

[–] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Great word, topological.

[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So water, salt, cheese, meat, and noodles are all vegetables?

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Water is debatable, everything else why not. If a recipe is generic enough to call for "vegetables", you wouldn't be wrong to include any of those things.

[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 2 points 10 months ago

So a roasted chicken is a vegetable?

[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 months ago

Is water a fruit or a vegetable

[–] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 9 months ago

If it is from a plant and it goes into fruit salad, it's fruit

[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 months ago

As always, science sets us free.