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[-] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 257 points 11 months ago
[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 91 points 11 months ago

" 'Waterloo' means a complete and utter defeat. The French Emperor Napoleon lost everything at the Battle of Waterloo."

"Why did he go there, if the town had such an unlucky name?"

[-] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 45 points 11 months ago

Philomena cunk core

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 15 points 11 months ago

At least he went straight there, unlike that other French guy always taking a roundabout way of getting somewhere. You know, Monsieur Detour.

[-] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 5 points 11 months ago

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I have to admit that that's an expression I've only heard in US circles. As an expression in England, it, well, has no meaning. We kicked some guy's arse and lost our best general.

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Funnily I don't think I've heard Waterloo used that often, in French.
Berezina is more commonly heard as a "complete and utter fuck up of epic proportions". It's the most memorable defeat in the entire retreat from Russia, which itself was a complete disaster.

Waterloo was more of a swansong, since Napoléon had just come back to power after having abdicated, and he was hoping to prove he still had it. He did not.

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 39 points 11 months ago

"Shouldn't we honor the gods before we go back home?" "Nah, trust me bro, I'll be fine"

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