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Anon studies Organic Chemistry (lemmy.nz)

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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 183 points 11 months ago

This is so fake that we managed to reach the {fake + gay} threshold without having to tap into the gay potential

[-] TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 64 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

>anon waits until all the other students leave

>asks the professor what he can "do" to pass

this is a classic porn script, gay/10

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 9 points 11 months ago

"gay potential" sounds like the cutest physics term.

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 months ago

Gay potential is measured in homos

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 months ago

Please tell me it uses SI prefixes.

"They measure 1.63 x 10² megahomos!"

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Um, the text is green, so it is clearly the unvarnished truth

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Clearly unvarnished. Left exposed to the elements to corrode

[-] steeznson@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

We did it, Lemmy!

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