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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

reading books to each other is an amazing pastime.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

pastime

keep reading those books

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i Swype type on my phone

i really hope I'm smarter irl

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What's really fun is when you're parallel processing and what you're thinking about typing and what you're thinking about for fun switch every now and then, so you end up with a humanities thesis full of shark facts

[–] DeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The lengths people will go to to excuse a giraffe cunnilingis text they sent to not the zookeeper

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

so that's why I keep seeing humans in shark essays?

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don’t see the problem…?

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They edited the post from pass time to pastime after my comment.

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago

Oh. I took your “pastime” as a quote, not a correction.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

My wife got cataract surgery years ago and they kind of botched it, so she could see for some time. She couldn't watch videos/TV, browse the web, or anything like that, and it was pretty terrible for her. She asked me to read to her, so it became a daily thing. It was pretty neat, I have to admit, though it sure did make me hyper aware of my pronunciation and stuff.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Until its me where my fiancée always wants me to read to her while she falls asleep but I CANT RED OUTLOUD AND UNDERSTAND WHATS GOING ON AND SHE INTERRUPTS ME WOTH "HUH? WHOS THAT? WHY DID SHE DO THAT? WAS THIS WRITTEN BY A MAN??"

William Gaddis, The Recognitions, has been a trip so far

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Although I recommend it, It is obvious it isn't for everyone.

I'm sure your fiancée appreciated it.