I didn't actually ask you specifically to answer my question. If it was too difficult for you, then you needn't have bothered. Instead you chose to be condescending.

You might not think that's the case, but it is.

This isn't a real world enterprise situation. I have never been in such a situation. It's a forum on a website where enthusiastic amateurs and IT professionals alike discuss a shared common interest. I fall squarely into the former category, and I assume you the latter. But I don't have to conform to your requirement for assistance. And if I don't, then ignore me.

You tell me that I ignored the practical guides you linked, but in the comment you've just replied to, I specifically thanked you for the information you've imparted. I'm aware of the links, but life gets in the way and I've not yet had a chance to actually do anything with them.

You accuse me of lacking humility, yet if you look at my replies to others you'll see that I'm grateful for their input. I am! What I don't like is being criticised because I'm not conforming to a standard that you've imposed upon me. If I'm guilty of lacking humility, it's purely in my responses to you.

I expect nothing of anyone here. I asked a question (that you considered insufficient) without any expectation of reply. I hoped for one of course, but ultimately it was just an attempt to pick the brains of those who know more about these things than I do. And evidently you do.

Your responses to me have irritated me enormously, which is a shame as I'm certain that wasn't your intention.

I'll draw a line under this here. Thank you for the information you've provided.