I actually find the answer incredibly funny and witty. I could see myself saying what he said but in an entirely sarcastic and mocking tone, basically making fun of that whole super macho male stereotype. Had a woman responded to me that way, I would have been smitten.

tbh given the "alright." to start the dude's last message, I want the previous conversation context before judging lol

Right?

The entire idea of predefined "roles" in a relationship is asinine.

Unless they're cool roles. I'll be the wizard, you can be the barbarian. Or whatever idc.

Ralph Kramden wannabe? You must either be my age or some sort of autistic savant to drag out that old chestnut.