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Anon starts his day
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this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2025
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He's taking selenium!? Is he trying to kill himself?
Selenium toxicity can give symptoms like hair loss and fatigue. But he's taking finasterid and minoxidil, as well as a large dose of caffeine, so the problem is solved!
It's a necessary micronutrient
And his hair is shiny and dandruff free!
I vaguely remember the final 15 minutes that movie, it was about some tentacle anus alien and selenium was its poison, right?
Correct