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[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Don't give up looking for your person, there are people out there who like programmers a lot (NSFW)

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 32 points 10 months ago

TIL:

  1. someone coined a name for my extremely specific kink
  2. it's not even the text editor or IDE i like >:(

you'd think this kink would make my dating life easy but I'm a lesbian and there's still a giant gender gap in coding
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[-] the_radness@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In the mid 10s, I worked as the engineering director for a consultancy. My boss would openly brag about being able to hire women for a fraction of the cost of a man. I was so offended by this that I created a partnership with a coding academy for at-risk and underrepresented individuals just a few blocks away from our office. I made it my mission to hire as many women junior engineers as I could, just so that I could train them up and find them better paying jobs elsewhere.

Women engineers are out there, and I hope I've made the dating pool just a little bigger for you.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

genuinely (and also ulterior-motive-ly) thank you 🥹🫡

[-] synapse3252@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

Quite rad of you

[-] four@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

it's not even the text editor or IDE i like

You see, that's the problem! Only vim users get laid, it's even in the manual smh

[-] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

yeah, I'm not sure I'd have believed this if my ex weren't the same. Seeing me concentrated would turn her on and I've never understood it. I guess we can't rationalize a fetish. She knew how to code too, though.

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