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[-] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I told my boss that if I couldn't get a raise then I'd have to quit. I go in to quit two weeks later and this fool goes " I gave you a raise, what more do you want" I said how much? He goes 89 cents, I didn't tell you cause I wanted it to be a surprise" and I get quit right then lol

this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2025

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