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[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 months ago

I'm laughing while I'm crying, that is exactly the middle-aged physique I dread but that's where I am too. The bloated abdomen, the spindly limbs, the fat face. Ugh. Can't any of these tiny-brained rich fools work on anti aging and life extension already?

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Can't any of these tiny-brained rich fools work on anti aging and life extension already?

Best we can do is Peter Thiel drinking people's blood like a vampire.

[-] InfiniteStruggle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

They are working on it as fast as their money can, but when its found, its not going to be for the likes of you or me, only for them.

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