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Man Who Hatched Plot to Poison Jewish Children with Candy Given Out by Santa Pleads Guilty (people.com)

submitted 9 months ago by dude@lemmings.world to c/news@lemmings.world

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[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But, ummm....

Poisoning Jewish children...

With Christmas candy...

...

................

yeah.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

And he would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that Venn diagram which was just 2 non-touching circles!