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The Final Final Layer_new(3) (lemmy.nz)
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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't want lore accurate cloud service I want biblically accurate cloud service

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Be careful what you ask for...

It does exist

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i'm afraid, is that a problem?

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 8 months ago

So you have chosen to blatantly sin in its presence? Bold maneuver... and ultimately unsurvivable. Roll for chance of mercy, then multiply by 0.00% to determine your odds of surviving this encounter.