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this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2025
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I kinda rolled my own ORM, it was just a glorified class to SQL parameter converter that is then passed onto some SQL code. Then there was a thingy that marshals the result. Using table value functions in SQL standardises the result so any
select *just works. It was around 50-100 lines total.