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[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 190 points 10 months ago

Deleting Roblox and installing Factorio

You'll thank me when you're older, kid.

[-] bazus1@lemmy.world 76 points 10 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 53 points 10 months ago

"Why is my child applying to Nestle's child mines"

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago
[-] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 10 months ago

How do you mine for children? Do they form like crystals in the earth?

[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 27 points 10 months ago

Older? Poor kid might forget to eat or drink water if you get him hooked on Factorio

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

In my generation, we lived on Mountain Dew and Cheetos, and look at the Sim Cities we built.

[-] themoken@startrek.website 20 points 10 months ago

Look on my works Sim Mayor and

You will regret this!

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago
[-] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 4 points 10 months ago

Pedant version: [eat || (drink water)]

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 8 points 10 months ago

Paying for Factorio and letting their engineering career pay for your retirement home is way cheaper than saving for retirement!

this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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