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[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Lucky. Mine walks up to quickly rinse her hands while I'm filling my water bottle.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 15 points 9 months ago

Mine doesn't exist. They used to. I mean they still do, but they don't, it be like.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Did you banish them to the void or something? One of your translocation spells went wrong? Used the wrong chalk for a summoning ritual and sent them to the runic planes by any chance?

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 9 months ago

If you ponder your orb for too long, you may find that the orb ponders back.

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Any orb that tries that on me gets an immediate psionic schwack from my protective wards.

[-] NoPanko@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

They exist in a superposition?

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm pretty sure their position is horizontal wherever they are.

[-] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago

Finally, cryptic Facebook status posting has come to the Fediverse!

(This message is transmitted with lighthearted and non-hostile intent)

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 9 months ago

Your message has been interpreted as mean spirited and actively hostile, we are presently in a state of flamewar.

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