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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 points 10 months ago
[-] MufinMcFlufin@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

His wife already did, along with a lot of other stuff.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 10 months ago

That's alright he's trading down to Erica "sex is only for reproduction" Kirk. So he'll just have to 69 the couch.

[-] Blumpkinhead@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Does the ban count for 69ing with BarcaLoungers?

[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 10 months ago

yes because the notion that jd vance would ever give is bonkers

[-] Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

68 missing out on all the fun by being a normal number and not subject to memes.

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2025
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