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[-] D_C@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago

Pfft, rookie executive ordering right here. I've just signed a very cool and very legal executive order stating that the orange child rapist should be beaten with a baseball bat every hour on the hour.

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

Hah! Republicans will just change the definition of an hour.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I dunno, they probably don’t want to mess with anything sports as it could piss off their constituents.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Baseball is gay and woke, everyone knows the manly men play Trumpball ™️

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

I’m guessing there’s not a lot of movement in Trump ball.

[-] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

On the contrary. There are lots and lots of movements, it can get quite messy at times

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

You saw where I was going with that and decide not on a left or right turn or even a U-turn, but you grabbed the steering wheel and went for a fucking ampersand-turn.

I like you.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] ToffeeIsForClosers@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

That was hilarious, more so I think because I had no idea what the premise was and had to figure it out on the fly.

Instant fan. Thanks for sharing!

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