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[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 16 points 8 months ago

It's an ENUM and other people have to read this fucking codebase too, Brian!

[-] Olap@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

I've a DBA who would insist on this being in a dimension table and using a foreign key constraint instead of just a fucking string

[-] luciferofastora@feddit.org 6 points 8 months ago

I like your DBA!

Users probably don't.

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