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Cause I was the gender they weren't into (repeat x30).
Where are all the bi folk when you need 'em
Sup
name checks out.
That's so sweet, you named yourself after me!
โฅ๏ธ
So, uhhhh...
You forklift certified?
I am actually lol.
Oh my God, get over here, you sexy hunk of whatever gender you are
Well I...uh...um...I haven't thought this far ahead...
Take all the time you need, I'll be right here, ready to smooch
SPLOOSH
Alright, everybody form an orderly line...
As orderly as the pallets you load? ๐ฅฐ
Load and unload ๐
hnngngaaahh
While that's ideal, yes, I'd settle for more lesbians. ๐
Two people with the same sexuality and preferences just understand each other the best, don't they
Lesbians only want to do the fun parts of sex. All killer no fill'er.
(My sincere apologies for that last sentence, it's both inaccurate and tasteless, but I couldn't help myself)
Tasteless would be if I responded with the culinary properties of my gender fluid