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submitted 1 year ago by dbilitated@aussie.zone to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They'll kill you too, but ✨ 𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂 ✨

[–] rob64@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Softly. With their words.

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.

Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt, did serious damage to their egos.

[–] rob64@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Oh man Garak is one of the best characters in Trek. And that's a competitive list.

[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s how I’ll get ‘em. Kill me gently, daddy. UwU 🥺😩🙀😽😻💦

And then I’ll sneak out the back whilst they’re doing whatever’s the robot equivalent of vomiting. It’s foolproof.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 4 points 1 year ago

Robots: